Gushers

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

rapewhistled:

animals are our friends.dont mistreat them they are even more confused about existence than we are.they trust u.

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

vgly:

dumbfuckery:

I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
 

omg

Kindly

diannaagr0n:

someone left this picture on the tester camera at target

i’m

titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch