How I felt walking across the stage yesterday at graduation
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.
Frick them all, to be quite honest.
Me catching the bus every day
this one is probably a hybrid with moose genes
what’s worse, it was the wrong bus.
So this happened at school today…
animals are our friends.dont mistreat them they are even more confused about existence than we are.they trust u.
Mona ya nasty
this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma
someone left this picture on the tester camera at target
you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch